Tripod Top Ten -- November 22, 1999

Top Ten Reasons Why Thanksgiving Is The Bestest Holiday There Is

10. Get to eat something besides peanut butter and jelly when I go home.

9. Family togetherness-oriented holiday made all the more hilarious by alcoholic relatives.

8. Great reason to eat excessive amounts of delicious Stove Top Stuffing.

7. Sedating effect of Turkey nicely complemented by John Madden's commentary.

6. Cornbread: Ain't nothin' wrong with that.

5. You can eye up that hot cousin of yours that you never see.

4. Charlie Brown cartoon specials offers surreal touch to day otherwise devoted to such masculine subjects as greasy food and contact sports.

3. Good excuse to reenact "Gluttony" scene from Seven.

2. Thanksgiving Day Parade reaffirms mental concept of most dull programming ever.

1. Get to watch football instead of communicating with family.

Top Ten Reasons Why Thanksgiving Is The Bestest Holiday There Is
10. Get to eat something besides peanut butter and jelly when I go home.
9. Family togetherness-oriented holiday made all the more hilarious by alcoholic relatives.
8. Great reason to eat excessive amounts of delicious Stove Top Stuffing.
7. Sedating effect of Turkey nicely complemented by John Madden's commentary.
6. Cornbread: Ain't nothin' wrong with that.
5. You can eye up that hot cousin of yours that you never see.
4. Charlie Brown cartoon specials offers surreal touch to day otherwise devoted to such masculine subjects as greasy food and contact sports.
3. Good excuse to reenact "Gluttony" scene from Seven.
2. Thanksgiving Day Parade reaffirms mental concept of most dull programming ever.
1. Get to watch football instead of communicating with family.