Wow, That's Some Damn Good Turkey!
Thanksgiving is a holiday that gets overlooked. Been shopping lately? Already it is hard to duck into any store with out being bombarded by red, green and Christmas carols. The biggest shopping day of the year Christmas shopping primarily is the Saturday after Thanksgiving, during the Thanksgiving weekend. I do understand that the plethora of goods to be sold for December celebrations greatly outweighs the appeal of chunky chocolate turkeys and dancing pilgrims, but it is still unfortunate that Thanksgiving is overshadowed.
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Der Uberkollum: We Don't Want Your Kind Here
It all started last Saturday. It's homecoming weekend and I'm standing outside of the cave. I've got my greasy, meaty, rapidly congealing sandwich sitting in my bag and the mountain dew I'm sipping on is putting me in the mood for extreme sports. It being pretty nice outside, I'm standing outside, watching my friend smoke a cigarette, when I suddenly get pulled out of the conversation with my friend, and drafted into one that a few thirty- something alumni are having with anyone unfortunate to be within a 20 yard radius of them. "Oh my God! What the hell happened to the Cave?"
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On The Virtues of Social Responsibility
I like to think of myself as socially responsible. I pay my taxes, brake
for moose, flush the toilet; I'm a pretty good guy. But I, like many of my
friends and fellow students, must now come to grips with the fact that
pretty good just isn't good enough any more. I'm not quite sure how this
happened. Somehow, almost overnight as it were, it was decided that pretty
good guys like me weren't pulling our weight, weren't doing our share.
Flushing the toilet wouldn't cut it anymore. Now, pretty good guys like me
would have to start flushing the crapper for everybody else.
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Brian Nanos: How The X-Files Figure in your Day to Day Life
God bless America Online. If it were not for the great men at AOL, we wouldn't have Instant Messager. Because of America Online, millions of college students across the nation spend way too much time at their computers. Now, for those Trinity students out there who don't know what AOL Instant Messenger is, what the heck is wrong with you? What, do you live in a cave? A box maybe? Stop reading, now. You are no longer allowed to read this paper.
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