Top Ten -- October 19, 1999

Top Ten Reasons Why Bob's Furniture Just Keeps Growing and Growing

10. You don't have to stand to sell loveseats

9. Need to refurnish home and still pay automobills

8. Employees brainwashed into believing that there really is no doubt about it

7. Preaches positive message of love, hope and cheap furniture

6. College students love to come on down

5. Strong word of mouth created by controversial internet pictures

4. Proceeds go towards development of a new robotic exoskeleton

3. Talking foot advertisement appeals to flashback prone baby boomers

2. Customers won over when Bob makes love to the camera

1. It's a no brainer

Top Ten Reasons Why Bob's Furniture Just Keeps Growing and Growing
10. You don't have to stand to sell loveseats
9. Need to refurnish home and still pay automobills
8. Employees brainwashed into believing that there really is no doubt about it
7. Preaches positive message of love, hope and cheap furniture
6. College students love to come on down
5. Strong word of mouth created by controversial internet pictures
4. Proceeds go towards development of a new robotic exoskeleton
3. Talking foot advertisement appeals to flashback prone baby boomers
2. Customers won over when Bob makes love to the camera
1. It's a no brainer