The Political 'What The?' Version

"I like politics because at the end, they count it up and
stamp you on the head, and you're a "winner" or a "loser."

-- A Former Clinton Campaign Adviser

"We see no connection between our concerns and the ballot
box. National politics, for my generation, has become irrelevant."

-- Jonathan Cohn, assistant editor of The American Prospect

A rap singer called X-Raided, who has been in jail for four years
while awaiting trial for murder released a new album which he
recorded over a county jail payphone, while listening to music tracks
on an adjacent payphone.

In February a hairdresser was arrested on the charge that he masterbated
while doing a female customer's hair. He apparently talked to himself
during, saying, "this is so bad, i can't believe I am doing this," while
slapping himself on the wrist.

Culture Card

	Saddam Hussein	Holding out on the UN, again. Just how many of those pesky weapons do you have left?
	Abner Mikva	Former federal judge and Clinton counsel, "Investigations ought to be completed as quickly as possible." After revealing that five independant councils have been in business a combined 4189 days, and have spent more than $50 million on pending investigations.
	Mad Cow Virus	Put to death 15,000 cows a week in England? For how many years? Can you say KFC?