You'll Never Live It Down

"I was under medication when I made the decision
not to burn the tapes."

-- President Richard Nixon

"Sure, it's going to kill a lot of people,
but they may be dying of something else anyway."

-- Othal Brand, a member of a pesticide review board,
on review of the effects of chlordane

"They gave me a book of checks.
They didn't ask for any deposits."

-- Congressman Joe Early,
explaining his role in the House Banking Scandal

Culture Card

	Steve Forbes	Finally out, the one-dimensional candidate is now free to make back his heirs' fortunes on the lecture circuit.
	Pat Buchanan	Now that Dole's in the forefront, Buchanan looks vilified, evil and bitter. Wait...that's no different than usual...
	Bill Clinton	Now that Forbes and Alexander have done his McDonald's bit to death, he has to find a new way to gorge...how about Pizza Hut delivery to the White House as a campaign commercial? "Close to the People -- AND TIPPING WELL!"