Semester Review

By Nora Murphy

Senior Editor

s the semester comes to a close, we are being asked to right a nice cheesy retrospective on the semester. Well, it rocked. The Journal looks great and we are so cool. My favorite issues are September 21st and September 28th Besides all that, I have some really important questions for you:

What is the significance that my favorite issues of the semester are also from the beginning of the semester?
What if Santa Claus were real, and you were it??
Why is 90% of the alternative wave based on image?
Will you always love your first true love? If you don't, then did you ever love at all?
Would you want to be the one who came up with the cure for warts?
Is art the way we express our want to live eternally outside our physical being?
What were you doing a year ago? What will you be doing a year from now? Will I ever go to Australia again?
Is it possible, even in an ideal world, to do away with the influence of society upon our personality? Could we ever express our true selves without it?
How closely related are capitalism and democracy?
Is there another Sebadoh member in Deluxx Folk Implosion besides Lou Barlow?
Are our lives inevitable?
Am I pretty? Should I care what you think?
In order to fly, you need to think of a happy thought. What would be your happy thought? (Does sex count??)
Even though there have been several attempts, why don't those damn videophones sell?
In terms of knowledge, is this it?
What is your reality check? What happens when you don't have that anymore?
If men are the hardware of computers and women are the software, what program/brand are you?
Why is Alexander Zaitchik such a mystery?
Which 'Real World' season would you like to have been a member of?
When is the novelty of the Internet going to wear off?
Can we implode or explode?
Did you read all of this? Did you understand??