Ten Years Ago This Week

While making a toast to Princess Diana, President Reagan
calls her "Princess David".

Rocky IV makes its debut. He wins this time.

Says former SNL writer Michael O'Donoghue of the 1985 season premiere,
"It's like watching old men die."
The same can be said for the next ten years.

Culture Card

	Colin Powell	Out of the running? What a book sales gag! Or maybe he just has Vice-President written all over him...
	Ebola	Still big...still bad...with a hoax cure and false hope, you, too, could run a good book deal.
	Letterman	Even planting rumors of retiriment doesn't get his ratings up...Dave, you've gotta top Leno. You got Eddie Murphy to shave, how about getting Fabio to cut his hair?
	Fabio	Despite constant re-setting, second 58 of minute 14 is up. Quick! Sign onto Pillsbury and do some commercials with the Dough Boy!

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