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Fifteen Years Ago This Month


President Reagan denies that he dyes his hair.

When asked about being a father during a Barbara Walters interview,
Ronald Reagan answers, "I wouldn't know how to answer that question."

"When you help the shepherd, you're helping the sheep."
said Jim Bakker to Jessica Hahn, in a motel room in Florida.

When asked who he voted for in tha 1980 election,
Ronald Reagan answers, "Nancy."



Culture Card

Clinton's Big StickLooks good on paper, but nobody really thinks it will work. Bill, you gotta blow something up before the people will love you.
NewtHe's not running because of obvious reasons (i.e. he won't win). Don't be surprised if he's drafted after Dole drops dead in Duluth.
Robert DoleWould be oldest inaugurated President -- even older than Ronnie...he won't even survive the campaign.
The Secret SevenWeicker, Bradley and the rest are planning something...it had better be a winning campaign, and not another book deal.




©Trincoll Journal, 1995.