Fifteen Years Ago This Month

Ronald Reagan is elected by a margin of 8,427,992 votes.
On entering a post-election lunch, he says, "I can't believe it! I can't believe it!"

George Bush says "Well, what do we do now?"

After eight months of waiting, 78 million people find out that
Sue Ellen's sister Kristin shot J.R.

Michael Cimino's Heaven's Gate premieres...when asked
by Cimino why the critics at intermission aren't drinking the champagne,
a publicist happily tells him, "...because they hate the movie."

Ed Koch admits he smoked marijuana.
He lit it, he inhaled, but he said he didn't like it.

Culture Card

	O.J.	Now he's selling pics of him an Johnnie together for $100 a pop. And his search for justice continues. When's the Infomercial?
	Johnnie Cochrane	Wants to sue fertilizer companies for selling products that were used to make the Oklahoma City bomb. I guess we go after cows next for making the fertilizer...
	Uncle Bill	Lets the king of Norway cool his heels outside the White House for a half hour before greeting the. Now Bill, you don't do that to the Pizza Hut guy, why do it to a monarch?