Fifteen Years Ago This Month

President Reagan denies that he dyes his hair.

Dan Rather refuses to pay a cab fare and when the cabbie
won't let him out, he sticks his head out the window and
screams, "I'm being kidnapped!".
CBS eventually agrees to pay the fare.

Roberto Duran throws the welterweight rematch fight,
complaining of stomach pain after his two-steak pre-fight feast.

CBS bans the Calvin Klein ad featuring a 15-year old Brooke Shields saying,
"You know what comes between me and my Calvins? Nothing."
Who knew that fifteen years later, underwear would back in style?

Culture Card

	Federal Government	Like Letterman says of the shutdown, "Nobody gives a rat's ass."
	Clinton	Sticking to his guns, he's forcing the Republicans to take cheap shots...when's the two-hour National Address and Finger Pointing Session scheduled for?
	Newt & Company	Whine, whine, whine. Congress may control the purse, but Clinton's got something of theirs in his purse this time.
	Ross Perot	Warns that the shutdown is one of the Biblical signs of the second coming...of United We Stand, that is...