
| John Wayne Bobbit | John Wayne Bobbit has tried twice to reconcile with Lorena...most of us would consider the severing of a penis to be a bit of a hint. | |
| The Big Interview | OJ drops out of thie Big Interview...leaves Brokaw to ad-lib for three hours. | |
| NBC | "NBC won't profit from the interview..." Oh? And ad prices doubling to 600 grand for the spots before and after is usual for that time slot? | |
| The Bounty | Don Imas and Andy Rooney have both anted up a million smackers for the real killer...they may have to pay up when "Investigative reports" porves that the the disembodied spirit of Elvis did the deed. | |
| The Fat Dead Man | That disembodied spirit still turns over $39 million a year. Now there's a defense fund. |




©Trincoll Journal, 1995.