David Bright

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David Bright has been called by the New York Times and Ornithology Weekly, "The smartest, coolest, sexiest man who ever lived," and rightly so. A former president of the Mr. Belvedere fan club, Mr. Bright recently broke his ties with the organization when he realized the show "fuckin' sucks." Currently, when not in school, Dave lives in Croton, NY, Newport smoking capital of the world. He has had his artwork exhited at several local galleries. Though it's been tough for him to break into the close minded art world because of his unorthodox choice of materials, he is slowly gaining recognition. "I tend to get marginalized as a 'macaroni artist' which I think is very unfair. I'm about so much more. I deal with rigatoni, penne, ravioli, and even those little pasta wheels." In addition to his macaroni art, David is also a musician. Among his biggest accomplishments are cowritting "Hangin' Tough" and playing lead guitar on the white album. The one consistent quality Dave has shown throughout his career is setting his sights high. Dave plans to retire from macaroni art in three years and finally realize his dream of being a crack whore.



Just as bees will swarm about to protect their nests,
so will I "swarm about" to protect my nest of chocolate eggs.
-Jack Handy

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