Bryce “Snars” Snarski-Pierce

Class of 2009

Major: Mechanical Engineering

Hometown: Norwich, CT

Favorite Crayon: Tickle-Me-Pink (available since 1993)

One day, Bryce was walking across campus to go get food (he likes bacon).  Suddenly, he was dragged into a room by a brand new a cappella group with a misspelled name, called the “Discords.”  They had accidentally let their group mascot, “Elvin Boy”, crawl up onto a very high shelf, and they could not get him down!  This was very bad, because the Dischords could only sing when the Elvin Boy jumped up and down and gave them rhythm (which they desperately needed, because the group had a lot of white people in it).  Bryce, who is about 6’4”, was just the person they needed to get back the precious miniature musical mastermind.  Gingerly, Bryce used his fantastic height to restore order to the Dischords.  They were so grateful that they decided to let Bryce sing with them!  He has continued to sing with them ever since. He is also white.