Gene Pan

Class of 2008

Major: Psychology

Hometown: in a box

Favorite Crayon: Piggy

Pink (available since 1998)

Gene wakes up every morning to the sound of a living, breathing, busy world.  A sound of a beeping delivery truck dumping 1000 lbs of Diet Pepsi bottles at the feet of a disgruntled cafeteria worker.  When he's not hitting on married dining hall workers, Gene can be found attempting the all-nighter challenge in the basement of the library, taping his eyes open and gurgling No-Doze tablets to kingdom come.  Alas, his life is filled with intrigue, adventure, and pondering why for the life of him he can't remember how to do basic algebra.  Stay tuned for scenes from next weeks episode of "Peekaboo! In your mom's room."