Corey Stein

Class of 2010

 

Major: Engineering

Minor: Music

Hometown: MA

Favorite Crayon: Neon Carrot (available 1990-1992)

Corey Stein enjoys long walks in the park, dancing in the rain, and cuddling.  Because of his innate desire to have absolutely no free time, he is currently pursuing an engineering major / music minor.  He was no real desire to change the world, but he'd kill for a Nobel Peace Prize.  Recently he's been busier than a one-toothed man in a corn-on-the-cob eating contest.  His life goals include living forever.... so far, so good.  However, if he ever dies he hopes to go to Heck because he doesn't believe in Gosh.  He contends to have a clean conscience, although it could also be a bad memory.  He has had amnesia once in the past.....or twice.  Corey is also currently dealing with Schizophrenia, which is unfortunate, but it sure beats being alone.  He recently became an orthodox vegetarian, yet may give it up soon; the animal crackers are too difficult to stay away from.  He wants to leave you with 2 rules for success.  Number one: Don't always tell everything that you know.