Audrey Blumstein

Class of 2011

Major: Undecided

Hometown: Westford, MA

Favorite Crayon: Orange (available since 1903)

The Dischords thought that when they accepted Audrey into their group that they were welcoming a relatively normal, talented girl. However they soon discovered Audrey’s secret. She is a werepirate. On the third Wednesday of every month at about 7:30 PM she transforms into the rootin’est tootin’est pirate we have ever seen. Her favorite pastimes on these nights include hornswaggling on the poop deck and making fun of landlubbers. However, on ordinary days, Audrey can be seen acting just as normal as the rest of the Dischords. Haha.